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DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III Limited Edition Capsule Collection 🍕 Now Available from Cavity Colors

DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III Limited Edition Capsule Collection 🍕 Now Available from Cavity Colors

Dude Bro Party Massacre III is a fantastic love letter to the absurd slasher craze of the 1980s that will leave you dying with laughter, or barfing possibly uncontrollably. Cavity Colors bring the beer, blood, and body count with their Dude Bro Party Massacre III apparel and woven patches. Can your stomach handle it?

“Don’t let a bro miss out!”

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Mary Shelley (2017, UK / Luxembourg / USA)

Mary Shelley (2017)

In 1818 Mary Shelley produced one of the most influential texts in literature: Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus. Her novel attracted a huge degree of critical attention and gained increasing cultural importance, so much so that the circumstances of its composition has achieved a kind of mythic status. One might expect that the film would indicate how Mary was shaped by the many losses, difficulties, and disappointments of her life, but instead filmmaker Haifaa Al-Mansour tends to revel in the love story, the costumes and the poetic flights.

“Her greatest love inspired her darkest creation.”

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AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE & JOE BOB BRIGGS Merchandise from Fright-Rags

AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE and JOE BOB BRIGGS Merchandise from Fright-Rags

Beware the moon as Fright-Rags unleashes its An American Werewolf in London and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre apparel?

Fright-Rags also commemorates seminal horror host Joe Bob Briggs long-awaited return with a t-shirt design for The Last Drive-In, a 24-hour horror movie marathon streaming on Shudder.

“On the moors, we were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf. I was murdered, an unnatural death, and now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf’s curse is lifted.”

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LET THE CORPSES TAN Released in NYC and LA Theaters on 8/31

LET THE CORPSES TAN Released in NYC and LA Theaters on 8/31

Belgian filmmakers Hélène Cattet and Bruno Forzani trade in the crushed velvet and creeping shadows of their giallo-worshiping first two films for blistering sun, creaking leather and raining bullets in this glorious homage to 1970s Italian crime films.

Based on a classic pulp novel written by Jean-Patrick Manchette and Jean-Pierre Bastid; and featuring music by Ennio Morricone, Let the Corpses Tan is a deliriously stylish, cinematic fever dream that will slamfire your senses like buckshot to the brain.

“Now, we have to kill ’em all!”

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TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY Collection: Part 1 🔥 Now Available from Cavity Colors

TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY Collection: Part 1 🔥 Now Available from Cavity Colors

Cavity Colors fights back with a collection of officially licensed Terminator 2 merchandise 💀 – featuring a wide array of exclusive apparel designed by Devon Whitehead, and five killer new enamel pins designed by Matt Skiff.

“The Survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against machines.”

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HATCHET Capsule Collection: Part 1 💥💀 Now Available from Cavity Colors

HATCHET Capsule Collection: Part 1 💥💀 Now Available from Cavity Colors

Cavity Colors have released their officially licensed Hatchet capsule collection, featuring an insanely brutal new design by Devon Whitehead, along with a head-splitting Victor Crowley Enamel Pin (with glittery blood accents!) Talk about a splitting headache!

“Stay out of the swamp.”

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Rob Zombie’s HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, THE CABIN IN THE WOODS and MANI-YACK Merchandise from Fright-Rags

Rob Zombie's HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, THE CABIN IN THE WOODS and MANI-YACK Merchandise from Fright-Rags

Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Fright-Rags’ Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men, and witness an exclusive collection of House of 1000 Corpses, The Cabin in the Woods and Mani-Yack merchandise.

“Boy, I bet you’d stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see Hell. Meanwhile, you’re too stupid to realize you got a demon stickin’ out your ass singing, ‘Holy Miss Moley, got me a live one!'”

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Hereditary (2018, USA)

Hereditary (2018)

There isn’t much I haven’t already seen when it comes to horror films. I’ve been watching them ever since I was old enough to get away with it, or even before (on one occasion I got in to see The Exorcist while underage because I was accompanied by a priest!). I’ve seen all the regular horror tropes play out in scores of films, with varying degrees of success.

Although the overriding premise of Ari Aster’s first feature, Hereditary, isn’t a particularly original one, the unfolding and execution of that premise is exceptional.

“Every family tree hides a secret.”

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Future of the Left and Tokyo Taboo live at Wrong Festival 28/05/18

Future of the Left and Tokyo Taboo live at Wrong Festival 28/05/18

Collaborating with John McGovern and Julia Johnson, I contributed a few words on Wrong Festival (specifically about Future of the Left and Tokyo Taboo) for issue 89 of Bido Lito! My original contributions were truncated for length, so I have presented my original, unedited musings here for your enjoyment.

“Audience please! Every minute matters.”

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COMET TV: Monster Summer Giveaway

COMET TV: Monster Summer Giveaway

“We need an exterminator, one that would drive away King Ghidorah.” Comet TV and Attack from Planet B want everyone to enjoy their summer, catch some rays and protect themselves from an atomic-breathing beast, by giving one randomly chosen person the firepower to win Monster Summer merchandise. “Are you serious?”

Competition ends Friday, June 15th 2018

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RUCKING FOTTEN クソ 腐った Slasher Pack VII: Elm Street

RUCKING FOTTEN クソ 腐った Slasher Pack VII: Elm Street

Slasher Pack VII: Elm Street includes four Japanese inspired horror tees from A Nightmare on Elm Street and its sequels: Freddy’s Revenge, Dream Warriors and The Dream Master; available for pre-order now!

“Don’t fall asleep!”

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