Michael Myers is fucking dead! So relax with Local Boogeyman, and tune into Channel 18, Haddonfield at the stroke of midnight for the 4th annual “Phantom Jam” – hosted by Uncle Seymour Coffins; with live music from Rob Zombie, and support from Captain Clegg and the Night Creatures!
Yeah, Local Boogeyman was in here last night. He was with Rob Zombie. They was nosing around… asking a bunch of stupid questions. Mostly a bunch of tired Dr. Satan bullshit. I gave ’em a t-shirt each… I figured, what the hell? Can’t do no harm…
“True horror is back!”
Rob Zombie and Local Boogeyman share another design of cadaverous cavorting inside the Spookshow International: How to make a monster baby, how to get it on! Go go zombie, go go!
“And out of the darkness the zombie did call. True pain and suffering he brought to them all. Away ran the children to hide in their beds. For fear that the devil would chop off their heads.”
How do you do? Local Boogeyman feels it would be a little unkind to present this t-shirt without just a word of friendly warning. We’re about to unveil an original Frankenstein design from Rob Zombie, a man of music who sought to create industrial rock and fuckin’ roll without reckoning upon God.
“I think it will thrill you. It may shock you. It might even horrify you…”
Local Boogeyman brings you more groovy tees from the monstrous exploitation cinema of Rob Zombie. A limited amount of Zomboogey “I Love Otis” tees are now available in both black and white.
“I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil’s work.”
Fright-Rags are back with t-shirts, socks, enamel pins, and lounge pants from such beloved properties as House of 1000 Corpses, Night of the Living Dead, RoboCop, Teen Wolf, and Vampira.
“Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding’s Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men.”
Grab a t-shirt now – available for 24 hours from your Local Boogeyman – get fucked up, and do fucked up shit! I’m your ghost host, with the most, Dr. Wolfenstein, and I will be with you until the end!
“Attention boils and ghouls… It’s time for Dr. Wolfenstein’s Creature Feature Show.”
Let’s get one thing straight from the start: I love Rob Zombie. From his early days in White Zombie, his carnival-like album covers, concerts and music videos, right up until his 1st feature film in 2003, House Of 1000 Corpses. This was further enhanced by the excellent and gritty The Devil’s Rejects. Then came 2012’s The Lords of Salem a refined, mature mixture of his previous attempts that has not only made me change my opinion on where Zombie was headed, but also on what I now expect from cinema itself every time I sit down to watch a film with a low-to-modest budget.
“Heretic. Witch. Devil.”
John Carpenter’s They Live turns 30 this year, but its social commentary remains as relevant as ever. Fright-Rags have released a new collection of merchandise dedicated to the cult classic. Fright-Rags’ have also turned several horror favorites into Garbage Pail Kids for a new line of shirts.
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Fright-Rags’ Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men, and witness an exclusive collection of House of 1000 Corpses, The Cabin in the Woods and Mani-Yack merchandise.
“Boy, I bet you’d stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see Hell. Meanwhile, you’re too stupid to realize you got a demon stickin’ out your ass singing, ‘Holy Miss Moley, got me a live one!'”
Astro-Creep: 2000 was the final studio album released by White Zombie in 1995. Fast-forward to Astro-Creep: 2000 Live. Rob Zombie has returned to his songs of love, destruction and other synthetic delusions of the electric head, 21 years later – performing the album in its entirety at Riot Fest.