How do you do? Local Boogeyman feels it would be a little unkind to present this t-shirt without just a word of friendly warning. We’re about to unveil an original Frankenstein design from Rob Zombie, a man of music who sought to create industrial rock and fuckin’ roll without reckoning upon God.
Sleepaway Camp… A nice place for summer vacation – a perfect place to die! Local Boogeyman knows you won’t be coming home…without this limited edition t-shirt! 🔪
“I’ve always wanted a little girl… Yes, I’ve always dreamed of a little girl just like you.”
Local Boogeyman knows there’s road kill all over Texas. You see, over here the saw is family, and just counting skulls, I’d say we’re looking at 40 to 50 bodies… Jesus. This is fucked.
“Some tales are told, then soon forgotten. But a legend… is forever!”
Local Boogeyman led officers of the Muerto County Sheriff’s Department to a cemetery just outside the small rural Texas community of Newt early this morning. Officers there discovered what appeared to be a grisly work of art from Tim Armstrong: a t-shirt of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
“America’s most bizarre crime! Brutal beyond description! Grisly beyond comprehension!”
Local Boogeyman brings you more groovy tees from the monstrous exploitation cinema of Rob Zombie. A limited amount of Zomboogey “I Love Otis” tees are now available in both black and white.
“I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil’s work.”
Dress to impress boils and ghouls, with this vintage inspired zip up hoodie – with a YKK zipper, front pockets and long cuffs – courtesy of your Local Boogeyman!
“Made in the U.S.A.”
Grab a t-shirt now – available for 24 hours from your Local Boogeyman – get fucked up, and do fucked up shit! I’m your ghost host, with the most, Dr. Wolfenstein, and I will be with you until the end!
“Attention boils and ghouls… It’s time for Dr. Wolfenstein’s Creature Feature Show.”
Pick up an official Elvira or Vincent Price t-shirt from your Local Boogeyman. If I were gonna haunt somebody, they would certainly be the t-shirts I’d do it in!
“The ghosts are moving tonight, restless… hungry.”
Just when you thought it was safe to look at the calendar again, your Local Boogeyman opened ‘The Book of Evil’, releasing into the world all the evil herein. It gets bad on Friday the 13th, but it gets worse on Saturday the 14th. This t-shirt is only available for 24 hours!!!
“If you weren’t immortal, you’d kill yourself.”
Attention boils and ghouls… Local Boogeyman is back with limited edition, vintage washed ‘Boogeyman’ ✨ tees. And for the ladies? A small batch of ‘Monsters Monsters Monsters’ crops are also available.
“Monsters Monsters Monsters”
Your Local Boogeyman didn’t come here to fight monsters. Share the ❤️ this Valentine’s Day with a Creature from the Black Lagoon t-shirt. Stock for the tees are running extremely low. Buy one whilst there is still proof of the creature’s existence. You have been warned!