Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Pick up official Halloween t-shirts from your Local Boogeyman.
Local Boogeyman has opened ‘The Book of Evil’ and in one minute, terrible things are going to happen! *screams* …ok, less than a minute. This t-shirt is only available for 24 hours! 🔪🔪🔪
“It gets bad on Friday the 13th, but it gets worse on Saturday the 14th.”
Local Boogeyman once again brings you more groovy tees from the monstrous exploitation cinema of Rob Zombie. Hello America… Did you miss us?
“They live to kill.”
Local Boogeyman’s unholy creations hold the strings to your life. Pick up official Puppet Master t-shirts!
“I’m the master, and you’re the puppet!”
A box of little toys has just become a gang of little terrors. This is not child’s play… Pick up official Puppet Master t-shirts from your Local Boogeyman.
“Evil comes in all sizes!”
Pick up a Planet of the Apes or official Vincent Price t-shirt in a world where apes are the rulers and man the beast! “Hunted…haunted…wanted…like beasts of prey!”
“Somewhere in the universe, there must be something better than man!”
Michael Myers is fucking dead! So relax with Local Boogeyman, and tune into Channel 18, Haddonfield at the stroke of midnight for the 4th annual “Phantom Jam” – hosted by Uncle Seymour Coffins; with live music from Rob Zombie, and support from Captain Clegg and the Night Creatures!
“What’s the difference between a jack-o’-lantern and a… *hiccup* …and a blonde? There is no difference. They both have a blank expression, and are hollow inside! AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!”
Yeah, Local Boogeyman was in here last night. He was with Rob Zombie. They was nosing around… asking a bunch of stupid questions. Mostly a bunch of tired Dr. Satan bullshit. I gave ’em a t-shirt each… I figured, what the hell? Can’t do no harm…
“True horror is back!”
Rob Zombie and Local Boogeyman share another design of cadaverous cavorting inside the Spookshow International: How to make a monster baby, how to get it on! Go go zombie, go go!
“And out of the darkness the zombie did call. True pain and suffering he brought to them all. Away ran the children to hide in their beds. For fear that the devil would chop off their heads.”
How do you do? Local Boogeyman feels it would be a little unkind to present this t-shirt without just a word of friendly warning. We’re about to unveil an original Frankenstein design from Rob Zombie, a man of music who sought to create industrial rock and fuckin’ roll without reckoning upon God.
“I think it will thrill you. It may shock you. It might even horrify you…”
Sleepaway Camp… A nice place for summer vacation – a perfect place to die! Local Boogeyman knows you won’t be coming home…without this limited edition t-shirt! 🔪
“I’ve always wanted a little girl… Yes, I’ve always dreamed of a little girl just like you.”
Local Boogeyman knows there’s road kill all over Texas. You see, over here the saw is family, and just counting skulls, I’d say we’re looking at 40 to 50 bodies… Jesus. This is fucked.