On the streets, he bestows crimson kisses no woman can resist, but in the sheets there exists a night monster… with the blood lust of a savage beast!
Local Boogeyman and Cosmic Vinyl are throwing a Halloween party at 2121 W. Sunset Blvd 90026 and you are all invited! Come in costume for an opportunity to win prizes! Expect free pizza from Mohawk Bend, live music, beer, vinyl, treats, movie screenings, horror, and screams! 🎃
“HORROR! FRIGHT! BEER!”
I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it. Don’t wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at Local Boogeyman’s House of Horror, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee.
“A town where everyone knows everyone and nothing is what it seems.”
Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Pick up official Halloween t-shirts from your Local Boogeyman.
“I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong.”
Local Boogeyman has opened ‘The Book of Evil’ and in one minute, terrible things are going to happen! *screams* …ok, less than a minute. This t-shirt is only available for 24 hours! 🔪🔪🔪
“It gets bad on Friday the 13th, but it gets worse on Saturday the 14th.”
Local Boogeyman once again brings you more groovy tees from the monstrous exploitation cinema of Rob Zombie. Hello America… Did you miss us?
“They live to kill.”
Local Boogeyman’s unholy creations hold the strings to your life. Pick up official Puppet Master t-shirts!
“I’m the master, and you’re the puppet!”
A box of little toys has just become a gang of little terrors. This is not child’s play… Pick up official Puppet Master t-shirts from your Local Boogeyman.
“Evil comes in all sizes!”
Pick up a Planet of the Apes or official Vincent Price t-shirt in a world where apes are the rulers and man the beast! “Hunted…haunted…wanted…like beasts of prey!”
“Somewhere in the universe, there must be something better than man!”
Michael Myers is fucking dead! So relax with Local Boogeyman, and tune into Channel 18, Haddonfield at the stroke of midnight for the 4th annual “Phantom Jam” – hosted by Uncle Seymour Coffins; with live music from Rob Zombie, and support from Captain Clegg and the Night Creatures!
“What’s the difference between a jack-o’-lantern and a… *hiccup* …and a blonde? There is no difference. They both have a blank expression, and are hollow inside! AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!”
Yeah, Local Boogeyman was in here last night. He was with Rob Zombie. They was nosing around… asking a bunch of stupid questions. Mostly a bunch of tired Dr. Satan bullshit. I gave ’em a t-shirt each… I figured, what the hell? Can’t do no harm…
“True horror is back!”
Rob Zombie and Local Boogeyman share another design of cadaverous cavorting inside the Spookshow International: How to make a monster baby, how to get it on! Go go zombie, go go!