Local Boogeyman led officers of the Muerto County Sheriff’s Department to a cemetery just outside the small rural Texas community of Newt early this morning. Officers there discovered what appeared to be a grisly work of art from Tim Armstrong: a t-shirt of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Local Boogeyman brings you more groovy tees from the monstrous exploitation cinema of Rob Zombie. A limited amount of Zomboogey “I Love Otis” tees are now available in both black and white.
“I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil’s work.”
Dress to impress boils and ghouls, with this vintage inspired zip up hoodie – with a YKK zipper, front pockets and long cuffs – courtesy of your Local Boogeyman!
“Made in the U.S.A.”
Grab a t-shirt now – available for 24 hours from your Local Boogeyman – get fucked up, and do fucked up shit! I’m your ghost host, with the most, Dr. Wolfenstein, and I will be with you until the end!
“Attention boils and ghouls… It’s time for Dr. Wolfenstein’s Creature Feature Show.”
Pick up an official Elvira or Vincent Price t-shirt from your Local Boogeyman. If I were gonna haunt somebody, they would certainly be the t-shirts I’d do it in!
“The ghosts are moving tonight, restless… hungry.”
Just when you thought it was safe to look at the calendar again, your Local Boogeyman opened ‘The Book of Evil’, releasing into the world all the evil herein. It gets bad on Friday the 13th, but it gets worse on Saturday the 14th. This t-shirt is only available for 24 hours!!!
“If you weren’t immortal, you’d kill yourself.”
Attention boils and ghouls… Local Boogeyman is back with limited edition, vintage washed ‘Boogeyman’ ✨ tees. And for the ladies? A small batch of ‘Monsters Monsters Monsters’ crops are also available.
“Monsters Monsters Monsters”
Your Local Boogeyman didn’t come here to fight monsters. Share the ❤️ this Valentine’s Day with a Creature from the Black Lagoon t-shirt. Stock for the tees are running extremely low. Buy one whilst there is still proof of the creature’s existence. You have been warned!
“Not since the beginning of time has the world beheld terror like this!”
Your Local Boogeyman has created a small batch of classic and distressed tees strictly for ADULTS ONLY.
“An unusual story of unnatural love and desire…so bold, so shocking – it must be shown to ADULTS ONLY!”
Local Boogeyman has brought you Zomboogey: The grooviest tees from the monstrous exploitation cinema and industrial tunes of Rob Zombie. And today you can get your filthy hands on both classic and distressed Captain Spaulding mugshot tees. I suggest you buy one now, because the likelihood is that this t-shirt will no longer be available in 24 hours. You have been warned!