If you’re hairy like Local Boogeyman you belong on a motorbike with a Werewolves on Wheels t-shirt!
Look, Local Boogeyman can only come out on Halloween, right? Well, I’m here; I’m not about to let anything happen to you. Promise.
“Everyone is entitled to one good scare.”
I don’t think it’s nice, you laughin’. You see, Local Boogeyman don’t like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you’re laughin’ at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you’re going to, I might convince him that you really didn’t mean it.
“You shoot to kill, you better hit the heart.”
Look, I gotta do what I gotta do. It’s my rules or Local Boogeyman comes a-rollin’ thru in a big black Cadillac… “Hey, bitch; hop in!” You dig?
“All hail the man behind the grease paint!”
On the streets, he bestows crimson kisses no woman can resist, but in the sheets there exists a night monster… with the blood lust of a savage beast!
“The story of the strangest passion the world has ever known!”
Local Boogeyman and Cosmic Vinyl are throwing a Halloween party at 2121 W. Sunset Blvd 90026 and you are all invited! Come in costume for an opportunity to win prizes! Expect free pizza from Mohawk Bend, live music, beer, vinyl, treats, movie screenings, horror, and screams! 🎃
“HORROR! FRIGHT! BEER!”
I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it. Don’t wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at Local Boogeyman’s House of Horror, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee.
“A town where everyone knows everyone and nothing is what it seems.”
Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Pick up official Halloween t-shirts from your Local Boogeyman.
“I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong.”
Local Boogeyman has opened ‘The Book of Evil’ and in one minute, terrible things are going to happen! *screams* …ok, less than a minute. This t-shirt is only available for 24 hours! 🔪🔪🔪
“It gets bad on Friday the 13th, but it gets worse on Saturday the 14th.”
Local Boogeyman once again brings you more groovy tees from the monstrous exploitation cinema of Rob Zombie. Hello America… Did you miss us?
“They live to kill.”
Local Boogeyman’s unholy creations hold the strings to your life. Pick up official Puppet Master t-shirts!
“I’m the master, and you’re the puppet!”
A box of little toys has just become a gang of little terrors. This is not child’s play… Pick up official Puppet Master t-shirts from your Local Boogeyman.