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Uncle Seymour Coffins ⚰️ T-Shirts, Autographed Prints & Masks from Local Boogeyman

Uncle Seymour Coffins T-Shirts, Autographed Prints & Masks from Local Boogeyman

Michael Myers is fucking dead! So relax with Local Boogeyman, and tune into Channel 18, Haddonfield at the stroke of midnight for the 4th annual “Phantom Jam” – hosted by Uncle Seymour Coffins; with live music from Rob Zombie, and support from Captain Clegg and the Night Creatures!

“What’s the difference between a jack-o’-lantern and a… *hiccup* …and a blonde? There is no difference. They both have a blank expression, and are hollow inside! AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!”

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Limited Edition Dr. Satan T-Shirt from Local Boogeyman

Limited Edition Dr. Satan Tee from Local Boogeyman

Yeah, Local Boogeyman was in here last night. He was with Rob Zombie. They was nosing around… asking a bunch of stupid questions. Mostly a bunch of tired Dr. Satan bullshit. I gave ’em a t-shirt each… I figured, what the hell? Can’t do no harm…

“True horror is back!”

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Rob Zombie’s Limited Edition Monsters Tee from Local Boogeyman

Rob Zombie's Limited Edition Monsters Tee from Local Boogeyman

Rob Zombie and Local Boogeyman share another design of cadaverous cavorting inside the Spookshow International: How to make a monster baby, how to get it on! Go go zombie, go go!

“And out of the darkness the zombie did call. True pain and suffering he brought to them all. Away ran the children to hide in their beds. For fear that the devil would chop off their heads.”

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Limited Edition FRANKENSTEIN T-Shirt from Rob Zombie & Local Boogeyman

Limited Edition FRANKENSTEIN T-Shirt from Rob Zombie & Local Boogeyman

How do you do? Local Boogeyman feels it would be a little unkind to present this t-shirt without just a word of friendly warning. We’re about to unveil an original Frankenstein design from Rob Zombie, a man of music who sought to create industrial rock and fuckin’ roll without reckoning upon God.

“I think it will thrill you. It may shock you. It might even horrify you…”

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Limited Edition SLEEPAWAY CAMP Tee from Local Boogeyman

Limited Edition SLEEPAWAY CAMP Tee from Local Boogeyman

Sleepaway Camp… A nice place for summer vacation – a perfect place to die! Local Boogeyman knows you won’t be coming home…without this limited edition t-shirt! 🔪

“I’ve always wanted a little girl… Yes, I’ve always dreamed of a little girl just like you.”

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Limited Edition The Saw Is Family Tee from Local Boogeyman

Limited Edition The Saw Is Family Tee from Local Boogeyman

Local Boogeyman knows there’s road kill all over Texas. You see, over here the saw is family, and just counting skulls, I’d say we’re looking at 40 to 50 bodies… Jesus. This is fucked.

“Some tales are told, then soon forgotten. But a legend… is forever!”

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Limited Edition THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE Tee from Local Boogeyman

Limited Edition THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE Tee from Local Boogeyman

Local Boogeyman led officers of the Muerto County Sheriff’s Department to a cemetery just outside the small rural Texas community of Newt early this morning. Officers there discovered what appeared to be a grisly work of art from Tim Armstrong: a t-shirt of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

“America’s most bizarre crime! Brutal beyond description! Grisly beyond comprehension!”

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Limited Edition I LOVE OTIS Tee from Local Boogeyman

Limited Edition I LOVE OTIS Tee from Local Boogeyman

Local Boogeyman brings you more groovy tees from the monstrous exploitation cinema of Rob Zombie. A limited amount of Zomboogey “I Love Otis” tees are now available in both black and white.

“I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil’s work.”

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Local Boogeyman 💀 HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES One Day Sale

Local Boogeyman x Rob Zombie

Grab a t-shirt now – available for 24 hours from your Local Boogeyman – get fucked up, and do fucked up shit! I’m your ghost host, with the most, Dr. Wolfenstein, and I will be with you until the end!

“Attention boils and ghouls… It’s time for Dr. Wolfenstein’s Creature Feature Show.”

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