Local Boogeyman knows there’s road kill all over Texas. You see, over here the saw is family, and just counting skulls, I’d say we’re looking at 40 to 50 bodies… Jesus. This is fucked.
Local Boogeyman led officers of the Muerto County Sheriff’s Department to a cemetery just outside the small rural Texas community of Newt early this morning. Officers there discovered what appeared to be a grisly work of art from Tim Armstrong: a t-shirt of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
“America’s most bizarre crime! Brutal beyond description! Grisly beyond comprehension!”
Having bought the rights to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre slasher franchise from The Cannon Group, New Line Cinema, “the house that Freddy built”, began production on a new sequel with the intention of “going back to hard-core horror”. Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III attempts to bring back the franchise to its unhinged roots, where the saw is family and dire situations lead to viscera. If only scriptwriter David J. Schow and director Jeff Burr’s vision had remained intact. “Some tales are told, then soon forgotten… but a legend is forever!”
“The saw is family.”
Beware the moon as Fright-Rags unleashes its An American Werewolf in London and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre apparel?
Fright-Rags also commemorates seminal horror host Joe Bob Briggs long-awaited return with a t-shirt design for The Last Drive-In, a 24-hour horror movie marathon streaming on Shudder.
“On the moors, we were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf. I was murdered, an unnatural death, and now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf’s curse is lifted.”
Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Fright-Rags’ Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men, and witness an exclusive collection of House of 1000 Corpses, The Cabin in the Woods and Mani-Yack merchandise.