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Uncle Seymour Coffins ⚰️ T-Shirts, Autographed Prints & Masks from Local Boogeyman

Uncle Seymour Coffins T-Shirts, Autographed Prints & Masks from Local Boogeyman

Michael Myers is fucking dead! So relax with Local Boogeyman, and tune into Channel 18, Haddonfield at the stroke of midnight for the 4th annual “Phantom Jam” – hosted by Uncle Seymour Coffins; with live music from Rob Zombie, and support from Captain Clegg and the Night Creatures!

“What’s the difference between a jack-o’-lantern and a… *hiccup* …and a blonde? There is no difference. They both have a blank expression, and are hollow inside! AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!”

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