Hell doesn’t want them. Hell doesn’t need them. Hell doesn’t love them. This world rejects them. When Local Boogeyman gets done with them, they’re gonna think King Kong came down from Skull Mountain and raped them a new fucking asshole!
Look, I gotta do what I gotta do. It’s my rules or Local Boogeyman comes a-rollin’ thru in a big black Cadillac… “Hey, bitch; hop in!” You dig?
“All hail the man behind the grease paint!”
Crepitus is a horror film from the minds of Eddie and Sarah Renner. Seventeen year old Elizabeth and her younger sister Sam are thrust into circumstances more terrifying than living with their abusive, alcoholic mother when they are forced to move into their deceased Grandfather’s house.
Frightened beyond belief, they begin to learn horrible things about their family history. Nevermind the ghosts in the house, there is something far worse that takes an interest in the girls… a cannibalistic clown.
“What’s in your basement?”
There’s a problem with Rob Zombie. As a filmmaker he’s a conundrum. He’s a jigsaw puzzle, but with a few pieces missing and those missing pieces are what’s stopping him from connecting fully with fans of the horror genre.
Never has a director in the horror genre been as polarising. There are the people that see Zombie as an extremely creative talent and there are the ones that absolutely despise him
“The evil returns.”
First, there was House of 1000 Corpses. Then there was The Devil’s Rejects. Now, Rob Zombie presents the next blood-soaked chapter in the most violent crime saga in movie history: 3 from Hell. After barely surviving a furious shootout with the police, Baby Firefly, Otis Driftwood and Captain Spaulding are behind bars. But pure evil cannot be contained. Teaming up with Otis’ half-brother Winslow Foxworth Coltrane, the demented Firefly clan are back to unleash a whole new wave of death and depravity. A firestorm of murder, madness and mayhem will be released in this terror ride to Hell and back.
“Free the Three.”
The Corinth Baptist Church has hit some troubling times, its congregation is diminishing and funds in the collection box are low. However, this is the least of its problems. For Pastor James, the future of his family legacy is looking grim. This is The Church, directed by Dom Frank whose principal setting also happens to be the place of worship that his own family have attended for decades. Although pressured to sell the church for reasons ranging from reaching the community to big screens that will deliver the message of God to 2,000 people, Pastor James appears to have reservations.
“Vengeance is His.”
The Church is an indie horror thriller from director/writer Dom Frank. Starring Bill Moseley, Ashley C. Williams and Clint Howard, the only salvation the locals of a run-down Philadelphia neighborhood have is their church.
When a real estate developer targets the church for demolition, the pastor prays for divine intervention. And, this is one building that has God’s backing! Infused with the Holy Spirit, the church will not go down without a fight; utilizing the seven deadly sins on those who want to destroy it.
“Careful what you pray for…”
Shed of the Dead is a zombie thriller, from director Drew Cullingham. One part Shaun of the Dead and one part 28 Days Later, the film follows two slackers, who whittle their days away playing Dungeons & Dragons, painting figurines, and dreaming of their fantasy hero, the battle mage Casimir the Destroyer. As life pressures build up for Trevor and his agoraphobic friend Graham, events take an unexpected turn, when the undead turn up in their little gardening spot. Now, it is a fight for survival, in a real zombie apocalypse – this May!
“An unlikely hero’s tale of blood, sweat, and shears!”
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