Unfortunate Tales from Planet B is a webcomic inspired by VHS cult classics! ▷
PANEL 1. JASON, a deformed, heavily built man is dragging MICHAEL MYERS across the woods by the scruff of his navy blue boiler suit collar with one hand. In the other hand, Jason is holding a pair of cardboard 3D glasses. Moonlight shines between the branches of the trees and across the lake, beyond the woods, is a sign in that reads CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE. Jason is wearing a hockey mask and a green shirt, grey pants, and black boots. Michael wears a CAPTAIN KIRK mask with larger eyeholes, spray-painted white and is clawing at Jason.
PANEL 2. Now wearing the 3D glasses, Jason holds Michael by his head with his bare-hands, lifting him a few inches from the ground. His palms are crushing against the temple on either side of the mask. Michael is facing away from Jason.
SFX: KI KI KI MA MA MA
PANEL 3. In 3D, visible only from the chest upwards, the pressure of Jason’s hands crushes Michael’s skull. His mask deflates like a balloon, blood trickles down from his mouth, and his left eyeball pops out towards our unfortunate readers.
Written by Ken Wynne ⚡ Illustrated by Rik Jackson