Unfortunate Tales from Planet B is a webcomic inspired by VHS cult classics! ▷
PANEL 1. In a marbled floored crypt lit by candlelight, DONNA sits seductively upon a large grey marble tomb, in a long blue nightgown. Her brown hair is cut just above her shoulders, and she is barefoot. Lying against the tomb is a newspaper with the headline: THE DEAD WALK! Standing beside Donna and the tomb is MICHAEL, arms folded, wearing a nave blue short-sleeved shirt, white/blue striped pants, a brown belt and matching shoes. He is in conversation with COUNT YORGA, who stands opposite to Michael, right hand placed upon his chin. Yorga stands out in a black suit, white shirt, black tie and cape, and a red handkerchief in the left pocket of his suit jacket. Everyone is smiling, as an extravagant fireplace burns wood in the background.
MICHAEL: THE BELIEVERS OF THIS SUPERSTITION REFERRED TO VAMPIRES AS THE LIVING DEAD.
PANEL 2. Count Yorga laughs hysterically, placing his right hand on his forehead. Michael looks puzzled by his reaction. Donna slightly kneels up on the tomb, leaning towards the back of Michael, and winking at Yorga. The complexion of her skin has become visibly white; the bags under her eyes heavy, and fangs slightly exposed.
COUNT YORGA: SUPERSTITION?
SFX: HA! HA! HA!
PANEL 3. Donna lunges at Michael, biting down into his neck with her fully exposed fangs. Michael remains in the same position, arms folded, but his head is slightly turned towards Donna. No time to react except to express genuine terror on his face. Blood spurts upwards out of the wound. Yorga is hunched over, laughing in hysterics and pointing at Michael.
SFX: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Written by Ken Wynne ⚡ Illustrated by Rik Jackson