“Wanna Date?” Official FRANKENHOOKER Collection from Gutter Garbs

"Wanna Date?" Official FRANKENHOOKER Collection from Gutter Garbs

What began as a birthday barbecue ended in a bizarre tragedy in New Jersey today. It was a lawnmower that brought a quick end to the life of 21-year old, bride-to-be, Elizabeth Shelley.

Like wood through a mulcher, the girthful fiance disappeared beneath the blades of the berserk mower that sent her personality raining down upon the birthday revelers. In a blaze of blood, bones, and body parts, the vivacious young girl was instantly reduced to a tossed human salad, a salad that police are still trying to gather up, a salad that was once named Elizabeth.

But death by lawnmower is not the end of the strange twists in this case. Yes, apparently parts of her are missing. She’s just one giant jigsaw puzzle. And Gutter Garbs intend to collect the pieces.

Gutter Garbs’ Frankenhooker collection features three t-shirts – soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch – and four 18″ x 24″ matte posters; designed by Kyle Crawford and Steve Chanks.

Gutter Garbs’ Frankenhooker collection is on sale now at “Looking for some action?”

"Wanna Date?" Official FRANKENHOOKER Collection from Gutter Garbs

Ken Wynne

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