“Listen up, cause I’m only telling you this once. I’m not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It’s 2033. The world is *screwed* now. You see, a while ago this humongous comet came crashing into the earth. BAM! Total devastation. End of the world as we know it… No celebrities, no cable TV, no water. It hasn’t rained in 11 years. Now 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub…so it ain’t all bad.”
Take a trip to the year 2033, where the cold isn’t an issue but an apocalyptic lack of water is. Starring Lori Petty as the titular hero, and Malcolm McDowell as the villainous Kesslee, Tank Girl is an action-packed adventure that’s so explosive you might just end up putting a jetpack at the top of your holiday gift list next year. Tank Girl returns to Comet TV tonight, Friday, December 29th at 8P/7C and Saturday, December 30th at 8P/7C; only on television digi-networks and online at CometTV.com worldwide.
Now, return to 2017 where Comet TV has some of the cult-iest movies of all time. Along with Tank Girl, you can also expect Earth Girls Are Easy. If you thought Jeff Goldblum was charming in human form, just wait until you see him when he’s an alien! Also starring Geena Davis, Jim Carrey and Damon Wayans, Earth Girls Are Easy is an out-of-this-world, down-to-earth comedy adventure; airing Saturday, December 30th at 6P/5C.
TANK GIRL AND CULT CLASSIC SWAG GIVEAWAY
“Oh, I’m gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!” I’m too young for this shit! So, listen… Comet TV and Attack from Planet B are hitting one randomly chosen person with the opportunity to win Tank Girl and other cult classic swag…so it ain’t all bad. “Look, it’s been swell, but the swelling’s gone down.”
Comet TV’s Tank Girl and cult classic swag pack includes:
- Limited Edition Tank Girl x Comet TV T-shirt: “Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it.” Lock and load with this exclusive Tank Girl goggle-eye tee and get ready to break necks next time you’re stocking up on ammo.
- Tank Girl 4″x9″ UV Print: “BAM!” If you’re a true Tank Girl fan like we are, then you couldn’t get enough of the film’s animated sequences. Comet TV are paying homage with two variant UV prints pulled right from the film and custom-made for this swag giveaway.
- Limited Edition Stargate Atlantis x Comet TV snow globe: ‘Tis the season to watch Stargate Atlantis!
- Comet TV Collectable Card: You’ll get one of two collectable Comet TV cards featuring Earth Girls Are Easy or Tank Girl.
In the comment section below, please let us know what your favorite quote is from Tank Girl (or anything else Lori Petty related), and you will automatically be entered into the competition.
Competition ends Thursday, January 4th 2018
Terms and conditions:
This giveaway is open to US residents only; one entrant per mailing address. Deadline to enter is midnight on the January 4th, 2018. The winner will be notified by email on the January 5th, 2018 and must respond within 48 hours to claim their prize. The prize will be sent via either FedEx or USPS. The email address we will use to contact you will be the one registered to your Disqus, Facebook, Twitter or Google account. The winner will be subject to eligibility verification. Attack from Planet B and Comet TV has the right to remove entries if any of the above terms and conditions have not been followed.