Piranha 3D @ The Rio

Piranha 3D @ The RioYeah, so what? 3D is dead they say, that’s fine. We enjoy dead things. And if you enjoy a fun filled, tongue in cheek, knowing send up of nature gone wrong flicks, then this is just what you need. Get a few pints in you, trundle on over to the Rio, and settle in for breasts, blood, and general beachy mayhem.

Featuring Christopher Lloyd, Richard Dreyfuss, Elizabeth Shue, Jerry O’Connell, Ving Rhames, Kelly Brook and loads of annoying good looking, plastic Americans that you’ve never heard of.

But don’t let that turn you off, if they annoy you, odds are that they will get eaten. It’s that kind of film.

Looks like we’ll be taking August off from the Rio, so come down and get your CB fill while you can. But we’ll be back in September as part of the Scala Forever season with a Pinky Violence triple bill – Can’t wait!!!
And of course at the Mucky Pup with Super Fuzz on the 1st August.

Keep on smoking,

Cigarette Burns Cinema
Bringing you the finest in cinematic diversions at the grand old Rio Cinema in Dalston and a little back street boozer called the Mucky Pup, Islington


Adam Akers