Inspired by “The Epic Beard Man” of YouTube fame, Danny Trejo is a one man army taking on the ASBO generation of LA’s mean streets. It’s OAP in the Hood!
The original YouTube clip, which you can see here, is of the epic bread men dishing out some whoop-ass on a mouthy youth on a public bus, which has now had over 5 million views.
So head on inside to see the violence unfold…
A story of three men, one a captain in the Northern American army out for justice, one a man sentenced to be hanged out for revenge and one man out for all the gold he can get; this is Bury Them Deep (All’ultimo sangue) a 1968 film from Paolo Moffa, staring Craig Hill, Ettore Manni, Giovanni Cianfriglia and Jose Greci.
So head out west for a film filled with gun-fights, knife-fights and fist-fights; gold, women and revenge. A speghetti western that has it all, even if it doesn’t all go togther. Find out more and head on inside.
During the 80s and early 90s the buddy cop movie was as common as re-makes are today, but these movies had more invention and fun than many of these re-makes of today will ever have.
So we’ve brought to your attention one that might have slipped your rader amoungst the many that were made back in the day, Renegades. With two of your fav “Young Guns” in toe, Keifer Sutherland And Lou Diamond Phillips.
So head on in for some buddy cop action from the land of the Monty and maple syrup, you know you want too.
With non-stop gore and bonkers characters, this is the Japanese exploitation film that was one of the few to get noticed by the wider world and let the whole catalogue of Japanese exploitation get a foot-hold in world cinema.
Attack From Planet B loves to bring to you, Dom’s Retooled and Remodelled look at the 2008 film The Machine Girl, where Ami Hyūga as an avenging high school girl is ready to take down the people responsible for her brother’s death, but she’s no ordinary girl, she’s THE MACHINE GIRL!
Honestly there is one subgenre within the viewing habits of the average cult film enthusiast that needs a little more love. Specifically this would be the Blaxploitation film from the 1970’s to early 1980’s. These films where really a breed of their own and utterly perfect for their time period.
So Dominic has brought us one of his favs, the Kung-fu Afro kicking, jive talking, smooth mother shut your mouth, Black Belt Jones.
Cigarette Burns always delight in bringing you obscure curios and awesome nuggets from the nether reaches of genre cinema, and it’s rare that they’ll screen a film that your mother will have heard of.
If they were ever going to break our own rules it’d be for this man, however: tell your mother to clear her schedule on the 21st January, because for the first time ROBOCOP is coming uncut and in HD to the Rio Cinema, Dalston. An unsurpassed blend of satire, police drama, exploitation and sci-fi, this is a film so good it requires a statue…
What happens when you stick Charles Bronson’s classic Death Wish, Swedish Arthouse/exploitation monster Thriller: A Cruel Picture (aka They Call Her One Eye) and Abel Ferrara in a blender? You end up with one of the finest revenge/vigilante films of all time.
So you lucky people in old London town get another cinematic treat from those guys at Cigarette Burns Cinema. So head on inside to find out when and where.
As winter draws on, there is still no escaping the horrors of the straight to dvd output that continues to attack the unsuspecting victim, which might get to close to those films in hoodies, hanging out at the end of the street. Thankfully there is Kim Newman and his trusty Video Dungeon to throw these reprobates away under lock and key.
This month, those up in front of the jailer are those big boats, big fight, and big killer members. We see what can be done if you don’t have James Carmon at the helm of a big boat movie. A killer ghost with a huge appendage attacking drug addled students and the man with the hand speed, Steven Seagle, taking on Russian mob-types.
Not forgetting Kim Newman’s Dungeon Breakout release, Bedevilled. An Asian horror film, somewhere between Fried Green Tomatoes, Dogville and I Spit on Your Grave.
